I want it now – rhetorical placement

Don’t ask me how I found this book. I must have stumbled across it online, since I still have the link in my inbox directing me to Amazon. Every time I check my e-mail, it’s there. Whimpering in my inbox. Why don’t you want me? Well this is why. It’s one of those Amazon fables where it says “buy used from $26.56” so I click the link like a fool, and the cheapest is $47.85. Plus shipping and handling. 
Good things come to those who wait. This will fuel my already obscene level of OCD and constant and needless rearranging of items in my apartment. You will me mine soon, my precious. 

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