The creators of Overheard in Dublin messaged me a couple of months ago. "Listen, Alex. This is really tough thing for us to say, so we're just going to come out and say it. We can't include your quote on the cover along with a picture of you and your cats like we previously planned. Unfortunately, we also can't include it in the forward. People will catch on. We've had to take special precautions to throw people off, and so we've decided to include your feature on page 88. We hope you're okay with that", and I was. Because I'm cool like that. I agreed to put my Peppa Pig quote [thanks to an incredibly hungover father in Tesco one morning] on page 88 of their new book so not to make everyone else wildly jealous of my latest feature. It would have been far too obvious otherwise. I'm just down to earth like that.
Husband read through the new book last night and had a good few chuckles. That is, assuming he was reading my contribution over and over. If you're related to me, you can expect a signed copy for Christmas. You're welcome.